a-study-in-fiction:

Faun makeup inspired by the-one-always-singing :3

All I want to do is watch Harry Potter and cuddle. Is that too much to ask?
(via itsasnapbacklife)

kasoukai:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

“but..skinny shaggy boy, cigarettes kill you!” “well skinny sad girl…thats the point”

crackers amirite

modmad:

papermonkeyism:

centaurcentral:

Draw a Centaur Day - April 16th!

Because why not.

well dang I’m down with this

erernjaeger:

when ur entire class didnt do the homeworkimage

dirkminaj:

strider-inquire:

BRO: Hey there pretty mama.

((Did i ever mention I used to watch a lot of Johnny Bravo as a kid?))

Oh my fucking god.

spnfans:

how to answer your phone like a boss

theslowpokewell:

theraphos:

okay who put sokka in charge of google

i will always call him sparky sparky boom man

TOMMY TUNESSSSSSS

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

One time I got a tampon stuck in my vag so I had to go to the ER to get it removed.
Anonymous

hella-nick:

there was a girl at my friends highschool who got a hotdog stuck in her vagina and she had to go to the er to get it removed. 

songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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lagayrtha:

you’ll always have a soft spot for the first female actress to make you question your sexuality

thejohnsu:

feelin’ hungry

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