fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

color palette, inspired by: my soul

tavioh:

the-one-always-singing:

the-one-always-singing:

tavioh:

the-one-always-singing:

tavioh:

lexi is the tru #wife goals

Claire is bae, she’s the best. She’s the Hans to my Anna, but like before he turned into a psycho… I want to propose to Bae with an onion ring while singing wicked.

onniooonn…

Nope I can’t do better than that you win. I’m done goodbye you have bested me I’ll do the dishes tonight honey take a load off.

you cant outmeme me. but we dont have to be exclusively Shakespeare. we can do all classic literature? c; 

All I know is feminist lines by heart.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a large sum of money must be in want of a wife" I CANT WOE YOU WITH JANE AUSTEN


THANK YOU ILL BE HERE ALL MY LIFE ITS GOING NO WHERE ANYWAYS!
*drops mic goodnight*

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You have a nice face just saying. Also non-sexual question for this lovely Tuesday. How many push-ups can you do? Does your hand fit in a Pringles can?

alphatier:

iiii can do like one push up

im a weak one.

the-one-always-singing:

tavioh:

the-one-always-singing:

tavioh:

lexi is the tru #wife goals

Claire is bae, she’s the best. She’s the Hans to my Anna, but like before he turned into a psycho… I want to propose to Bae with an onion ring while singing wicked.

onniooonn…

Nope I can’t do better than that you win. I’m done goodbye you have bested me I’ll do the dishes tonight honey take a load off.

bannakaffalatta-proud:

i was already wearing tight pants

i just did not ACTIVATE THEM

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When you fuck everything up by forgetting to go anon.

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

shota-nuggets:

personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase 

tavioh:

the-one-always-singing:

tavioh:

lexi is the tru #wife goals

Claire is bae, she’s the best. She’s the Hans to my Anna, but like before he turned into a psycho… I want to propose to Bae with an onion ring while singing wicked.

onniooonn for the oggrrrree. i have layers(;

You have the most beautiful layers, only shrek the ogree could compare. Shall I compare thee to a morning’s parfait? Thou hath layers, like an onion, like a cake. Meme on.

tavioh:

lexi is the tru #wife goals

Claire is bae, she’s the best. She’s the Hans to my Anna, but like before he turned into a psycho… I want to propose to Bae with an onion ring while singing wicked.

cactus-princess:

Sext: I bought you a plant.

Look at how much we have done: from rehearsal to first show of Starkid Takes Manhattan.

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