how to write poetry like a white person
- the taste of you
- save me
- no wait save yourself
make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter“but..skinny shaggy boy, cigarettes kill you!” “well skinny sad girl…thats the point”
Draw a Centaur Day - April 16th!
Because why not.
well dang I’m down with this
when ur entire class didnt do the homework
BRO: Hey there pretty mama.
((Did i ever mention I used to watch a lot of Johnny Bravo as a kid?))
Oh my fucking god.
how to answer your phone like a boss
okay who put sokka in charge of google
i will always call him sparky sparky boom man
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
there was a girl at my friends highschool who got a hotdog stuck in her vagina and she had to go to the er to get it removed.
When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
you’ll always have a soft spot for the first female actress to make you question your sexuality